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Archive for May, 2008

Jim Halpert Withdrawal

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

As some of you know, I am completely and utterly addicted to The Office. It was an absolutely wonderful day when the first new episode aired after the long, torturous writers' strike... but it was only a few weeks later when I once again had to say a temporary goodbye ...

Paying-it-forward on a smaller scale

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

I know a lot of people view Southern California as a place where people are fake, self-absorbed, and shallow... and sadly enough, there are a lot of people here like that. But in the past few days I've experienced a little wave of kindness from Santa Barbarians (pronounced Bar-ba-rians, not ...

The ‘S’ Diet

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

I've kind of been a yo-yo dieter for the past, I don't know, 10 years. Half the time I'm following a strict diet, and half the time I'm, well, not. But no matter how much I've dieted or not dieted, I've stayed pretty close to the same size (give or ...

Michael Scott quote of the day

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Michael Scott: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where ...

Live from The Hills Season Finale Party

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

So I told you a couple of posts ago that I was going to this. Heidi and Spencer weren't there. I can't say that I'm disappointed because I probably would have tried to kick them if they were there (I do that sometimes) and would have been thrown out by ...

Happy Mother’s Day

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

First and foremost, I want to address the fact that today is Mother's Day. I would wish my mother the best day ever via my blog, except she doesn't know that it exists. Instead I sent her a very pretty card, which she already called and thanked me for. She ...

Celebrities, Bentleys, red carpets… oh my!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

I spent the entirety of last week in Los Angeles. It was the most time I've ever spent in the area so I feel a little more seasoned to the city now. I was there with the family that I live with and babysit for, so I spent quite a ...

Conversation with a 4-yr-old girl

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

K: I don't like all the other princesses. I only like Ariel... and Sleeping Beauty. Me: But Ariel is your favorite, right? K: Yeah. Is Ariel your favorite princess too? Me: Not really. I'm not really into princesses. I like princes better. K: Why do you like princes? Me: Because they are handsome... and charming. ...

The most agonizing 15 minutes of fame just got longer

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

So where does Heidi Montag get off thinking she should have her own clothing line? She hasn't done anything involving any talent to become famous and now she's trying to milk her 15 minutes of reality TV fame by recording music (she can't sing) and designing clothes. Her line is ...